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I recently read a forum on iSTORYA.NET Humor section and found this thread with the collection of Juan-Pedro jokes. These jokes are so timeless that even when I read it a lot times, it is still funny.

Makeup is a tool that enhances the appearance of your body especially on your face. There are a lot of ways on how to apply makeup and there are a lot of tutorials out there especially on YouTube showing step by step instructions on how to apply it. Take for instance Michelle Phan who has 166 videos on her channel and counting.

This is very common for anyone who is far away from home - like me. Every time I feel alone and bored, I sometimes think of my family and friends there. My memories will come run to my mind and then suddenly miss them so much. I sometimes want to plan to go home simply by going to the net and book a ticket online.

It is really annoying every time you catch colds! You cannot do anything. Often times, I am drowsy because the feeling you get once you take a medicines makes you want to lie on your bed. However, having colds on the working days is more like I wanna die! Coz I will do a lot of sniffing and will get teary eyes - my colleagues will definitely notice it. Good news because nowadays, I rarely get colds. (Trivia: I easily get colds especially during cold weather.) It is because I change my lifestyle habit.

Hi guys! Chapter 1 for my first story entitled Love Spell is now posted. Please check it out and leave some comments. Thanks! http://prettyrosejournal.blogspot.com/2011/09/chapter-1.html

I failed to manage things in order. I never expected for the uncontrolled factors to happen. I have been so proud of myself thinking that I can do all things - but the truth is I CANNOT do all things! Father God, I am so sorry for being so proud, thinking that I can do this all alone. I actually need You but I keep on denying it to myself. I failed therefore I am a failure.   But You Lord, all the same, are still by my side lifting me up, guiding me through the right path and giving me company. I thank You, Lord! I keep on thinking that I can do manage anything in my life. As long as I know what and when I am certain to need things, I can handle them. But things that are beyond my control came to hinder my ways. And I cannot do anything against it. It even comes to the point that people around me see me as a total disappointment. I failed to reach with their expectations. But I was wrong – totally wrong! Now when I look to myself at the mirror, I found myself boasting around, I am so